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# Request for Wife
- URL: https://andys.blog/rfw/
- Published: 2025-12-09T09:59:36.000Z
- Updated: 2025-12-09T09:59:43.000Z
- Author: Andy Trattner

I happen to have a very simple "apply to date" page now.

There is only one prerequisite: [zLevel](https://andys.blog/zLevel) \= 8.

Whether I find you or you find me, it's likely our union corresponds to your moving up from 8 → 9\. The shift is intimately personal, playing with the boundaries of your own reality by accepting mine and vice versa.

We can have a ring, and certainly a beautiful party, but I'm not sure about any legalities or ceremonies.

I'm sorry in advance for all the homework. I love you more than all the other 8s, and that is saying something indeed.